When You Gotta Go (Jurassic Park)
The incredible romp through the failed Jurassic Park featured enough death to appease a more morbid crowd, but there’s one unfortunate passing that we can’t help but roll over laughing at. Shortly after the towering T-Rex escapes its paddock, the bloodsucking lawyer Donald Gennaro, portrayed by Martin Ferrero, runs and hides in a nearby bathroom. Piling on to the already hilarious situation of Gennaro’s overt “bravery,” the prehistoric beast eventually plows into the bathroom shack, leaving the lawyer out in the open, cowering on the only standing remnants of the lavatory - a porcelain throne. With the opportunity of a free meal in front of it, the Rex clamps the unfortunate lawyer in its jaws. What a crappy way to die.